giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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“Miss. Honey was a wonderful teacher and a friend to everyone. But her life was not as simple and as beautiful as it seemed. Miss. Honey had a deep dark secret. Though it caused her great pain, she did not let it interfere with her teaching.”
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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Our prayers go out to the families dealing with the aftermath of this terrible storm. We pray for healing and restoration. We know and have faith that God will give you the strength to rebuild and we know he will cause you to come out of this tragedy better and stronger than before.
In Jesus’ Name. Amen
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HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETYI WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
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